So yesterday I read a story on the internet about a guy in Cincinnati, Ohio who was caught using his cell phone to take pictures of a naked woman at a tanning salon. When questioned by police, he claimed he didn't have a cell phone. So the police searched him for it. And they found it. In. His. Butt.
That's right. He shoved his cell phone up his (_!_).
You can see the original police report here, and the court affidavit here.
Now I have three questions:
1. How did the police think to check his...umm...rear end? Was the antenna sticking out? Did it start ringing?
2. Wouldn't it have been easier to just delete the pictures, rather than shove the entire cell phone up his butt?
3. Finally, what is the best butt joke you can come up with?
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That's right. He shoved his cell phone up his (_!_).
You can see the original police report here, and the court affidavit here.
Now I have three questions:
1. How did the police think to check his...umm...rear end? Was the antenna sticking out? Did it start ringing?
2. Wouldn't it have been easier to just delete the pictures, rather than shove the entire cell phone up his butt?
3. Finally, what is the best butt joke you can come up with?
And as always, we want you to share your funny story or joke with us! Sign below...
Maybe he'd already stretched it out pretty well down there and figured it truly would be quicker. You know, the sort of guy that would take pictures like that has probably tried a few things...
Question 1:
The Police are used to dealing with drug addicts and others that commonly use the "poop shoot" as a foot locker for contraband. After all, who wants to look there for something?
Question 2:
I suppose it would depend on what make and model cell phone he had. Some interfaces are worse than others and I'm certain he would not put an iPhone up there!
Question 3:
Sorry, I got nothing. Its too early still and I haven't had enough coffee yet for anal humor.
It would be interesting to know how much having it up your butt mutes the ringtone. Not that I'm about to try it out...
I don't know why people lie about such things when they're obviously guilty. I'm actually not sure why people lie at all. Last night at camp, one of the kids goes wandering off. When I asked her where she was going, she said the other leader told her she could. I asked the other leader (who was RIGHT there), and she said no she didn't. I have no idea why the child thought she'd get away with it.
Marie: I was thinking it but didn't want to say it. ;-) Methinks it's not the first time he's had something up there.
Jason: Yeah, it's a scary thought what people hide up there.
Ronnica: I don't want to know!
Ok, so how was he taking a picture of a naked woman at a tanning salon? I assume the door was locked, right? Maybe I just need to read the article...
I was crackin' up when you wrote, "Did it start ringing?"
Eeeew!
Just...eeeww!
With all due respect, butts are for farts and poops to come out of, not for putting things into. Especially phones.
Ack!
Oh no way. Why is truth ALWAYS stranger than fiction? That is so wrong on so many levels! :)
I can just picture the guy saying that he doesn't have his phone on him, then in the silence you hear a music ringtone coming from his butt. ahahhahaha!
Wow. That's just...wow. I don't even know what to say. Other than my stupid mind went right where Memarie's went...
Aack, is it Tuesday again already?
I like Tickle-Me Tuesday; hope I am coordinated enough next week to join up.
We went to Borders the other day and returned some gift books. The kids each got to pick out one book, and my oldest went for a joke book complete with props (eyeball for your drinking glass, etc). We could not get the whoopee cushion to make a noise without jumping on it. If you sat, it just gently released the air, no explosion. SO disappointing.
Sorry no butt stories.
And I'm watching to see how your new signature turns out....?
Your second question cracked me up - HA! That is a crazy story and I just don't want to think about it for one more minute - thankyouverymuch! EEEEEK!
Take care - Kellan
can you say "Pass the lube?"
No stress on the comments.
Good Job! :)